I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
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her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
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Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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