Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
i would punch a child for taco bell
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
In America we eat man semen.
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You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
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You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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