But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
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Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
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I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
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