Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
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Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
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Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
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