Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
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i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
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I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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