I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
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Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
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I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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