My boss' voice literally gives me gas
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
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I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
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I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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