Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
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He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
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Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
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