I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
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i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
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he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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