I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
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i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
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There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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