i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
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He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
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Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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