WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
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let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
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Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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