no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I haven't been this sober since birth.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
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just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
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He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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