worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Girls should come with a carfax report
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
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I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
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Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
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