I love black thongs
True but thats because hes a fetus.
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
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i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
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And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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