do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Randomize