Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
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I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
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I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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