I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
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I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
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By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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