Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
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Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
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We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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