My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
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Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
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That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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