The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
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His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
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I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
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