I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
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she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
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she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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