quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
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You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
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He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
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it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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