have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
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i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
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We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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