Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
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I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
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Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
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