Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
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you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
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saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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