it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
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Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
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I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Success! We fucked roommates!
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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