Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
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Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
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is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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