i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
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I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
We talked him into tasing himself.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
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You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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