now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
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we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
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I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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