16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
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my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
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I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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