but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
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I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
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Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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