OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
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Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
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But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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