I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
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This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
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