Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
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At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
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Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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