butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
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Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
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Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
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