these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
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Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
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I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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