I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
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I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
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Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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