I got chris browned last night
from now on my penis is your penis
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
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You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
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so much tequila, so little girl.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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