It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
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I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
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Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
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