it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
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He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
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Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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