I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
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who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
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It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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