I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
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On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
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I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Someone stole a lamp last night.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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