Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
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Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
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You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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