So drunk, too bad you don't want this
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
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I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
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Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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