How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
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I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
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Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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