is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
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and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
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Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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