Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
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Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
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I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
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