where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
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We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
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I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
did i just pee glitter
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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