After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
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There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
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I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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